THE MINUTE I SAW THIS ENVELOPE, I
SMELLED TROUBLE!!! I ASK YOU
DEAR READER, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE
THOUGHT IF YOU SAW YOUR NAME CUT
OUT OF A MAGAZINE AND TAPED TO AN
ENVELOPE, STUCK TO YOUR FRONT DOOR?
THIS IS WHAT I FOUND, I WAS GRIEF STRICKEN!
MY POOR LOST SHEEP...
A RANSOM NOTE, AND WHAT THE KIDNAPPERS
WERE ASKING FOR!
I LEFT A NOTE, HOPING FOR MORE CLUES,
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I WAS GETTING
CALLS FROM WELL WISHERS SAYING THEY
SAW GLIMPSES OF MY 'DARLING LOST
SHEEP',IN GREENER PASTURES OUT IN
THE COUNTRY, I DID SOME DRIVE BYE'S,
ONLY TO SEE THEY WEREN'T MINE...
I BOUGHT THE 'TWO' BIGGEST BAGS OF
SKITTLES I COULD FIND, IN HOPES OF
GETTING A CALL AND MAKING ARRANGEMENTS
FOR THE SKITTLE DROP! FINALLY...
I WAS HAPPILY REUNITED WITH MY SWEET
SHEEP!!! That part dear reader is
sketchy, I'm not sure if it was
sheer excitement,(THE MANY
YEARS THAT HAVE PASSED) My sheep
were home again!!! THE NEIGHBOR'HOOD' PLAYERS...
JENNIFER & RAINER...
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